According to all known laws of gaming, there is no way Maple should be able to become a magical girl. Her stats are full of defense to get a magical girl stick to transform. The Maple, of course, becomes a magical girl anyway. Because Maple doesn't care what Developers think is impossible.

Life... Uh... Finds a way for a waifu to ride a dinosaur.

I don't care who sits on the Throne in canon. This is my canon. The dog wins for being cute fluffy boi.

Reminds me of the Ranger from Ragnarok Online.

Isn't this, Exdeath from Final Fantasy?